June 2013
*stubs toe*
the most important thing i’ve learnt in all my years is that it is a terrible idea to drink from a cup while lying down
*rubs eyes*
*remembers i’m wearing eye makeup*
*scREAMS*
chestnuts roasting on an open laptop charger
- crush: so who's your crush
- me: *soulja boy voice* YOOOUUUUUUU
i actually died when i was 3 and that inspired me to audition for the voice
