burgrs:

why allow urself to be full of hate when u can be full of pasta instead 

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easterbunnymund:

IM LAUGHING ASO HARD AT THID WHAY THE FRICK

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blastortoise:

*stubs toe*

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flipphones:

the most important thing i’ve learnt in all my years is that it is a terrible idea to drink from a cup while lying down

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lazycookies:

*rubs eyes*

*remembers i’m wearing eye makeup*

*scREAMS*

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stacysdad:

chestnuts roasting on an open laptop charger

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